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Family Guy

Season 3

1. The Thin White Line (1)

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Released: 7/11/2001

Directors: 

Glen Hill

Writers: 

Steve Callaghan

2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Released: 7/18/2001

Directors: 

Gavin Dell

Writers: 

Gary Janetti

3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Released: 7/25/2001

Directors: 

Brian Hogan

Writers: 

Ricky Blitt

4. One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

Released: 8/1/2001

Directors: 

Dan Povenmire

5. And the Wiener Is...

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Released: 8/8/2001

Directors: 

Bert Ring

6. Death Lives

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Released: 8/15/2001

Directors: 

Rob Renzetti

Writers: 

Mike Henry

7. Lethal Weapons

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Released: 8/22/2001

Directors: 

Brian Hogan

Pete Michels

Writers: 

Chris Sheridan

8. The Kiss Seen Around the World

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

Released: 8/29/2001

Directors: 

Pete Michels

Peter Shin

Writers: 

Mark Hentemann

9. Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

Released: 9/5/2001

Writers: 

Steve Callaghan

10. Fish out of Water

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

Released: 9/19/2001

Directors: 

Bert Ring

Pete Michels

Peter Shin

11. Emission Impossible

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Released: 10/8/2001

Directors: 

Pete Michels

Peter Shin

Writers: 

David Collard

Ken Goin

12. To Love and Die in Dixie

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

Released: 11/15/2001

Directors: 

Dan Povenmire

Pete Michels

Writers: 

Steve Callaghan

13. Screwed the Pooch

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

Released: 11/29/2001

Directors: 

Pete Michels

Writers: 

David Collard

Ken Goin

14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

Released: 12/6/2001

Directors: 

Scott Wood

15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

Released: 12/20/2001

Directors: 

Andi Klein

Pete Michels

Writers: 

Alex Barnow

Marc Firek

16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Released: 12/21/2001

Directors: 

Brian Hogan

Pete Michels

Writers: 

Danny Smith

17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

Released: 1/17/2002

Directors: 

Dan Povenmire

Pete Michels

Writers: 

Ali Adler

18. From Method to Madness

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Released: 1/24/2002

Directors: 

Bert Ring

19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Released: 1/31/2002

Writers: 

Mark Hentemann

20. Road to Europe

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Released: 2/7/2002

Directors: 

Dan Povenmire

Writers: 

Daniel Palladino

21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

Released: 12/10/2004

Directors: 

Dan Povenmire

Writers: 

Ricky Blitt
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